darkrozga:

There has been a Death in the family. Only of my dildos was secreting and came in contact with two other dildos and melted on the contact spot. Luckily the other 2 toys are still use able. This all happened cuz I dont care of my toys correctly.

Basic Toy Care 101

Some toys secret/sweat most of the toys in my collection to that. So to help with the secretion you should baby power your toys. That way the Baby Powder absorbs the secretion.

You should Rinse your toys before Use Always!

Keep your toys in separate Cloth bags. This helps prevent contact with one another. I knew a few friends who wrap their toys up in Tshirts. Cloth bag are easy to make. I started using Pillowcases and Bags that my bed sheet come in.

If ya don’t Baby Powder you toys try to clean them once a week and place them back in the cloth bag.

Believe me, it is very sad to find your fav toy has melted due to poor care.

I’m sorry madam but I couldn’t help but laugh

wooden-toaster:

laserpon3:

Glaze!?
What the fuck are you doing here.

I’m a closet furry ALRIGHT?! 

WOW DISGUSTING.

son you are so out of the closet that you dragged the christmas presents out with you

I know this all too well

theponyartcollection:

Even Carrots Can Look Classy by ~NastyLady

Very classy madam

032910912:

jonnovstheinternet:

The dehydration of sugar in sulfuric acid, science motherfuckers.

Mmmm, a nice steaming cup of-HOLY FUCK. 

I’m afraid that cup of tea wouldn’t be a cup of tea going in if you pardon my french

ask-candlelight:

dreamingdusk:

I don’t really call myself one, but it’s a good fandom, sure every fandom has it’s rule 34

steveholtvstheuniverse:

chikinbiscits:

nintendonut1:

tf2shitfest:

i need this every day

i read this in scouts voice

Damn me for saying the following but…

Thank you, Scout.

words well spoken Mr. Scout

a shooting star is actually someone driving off rainbow road

askgearhoof:

ftmark:

holygrails:

spuddruckers:

I climbed to the top 4 times this eveing